New AGE LOVE !!!!!!!

Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga--Sayeri

Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..
Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then closed and went back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again and went to the mail box. She opened and shut it again. Angrily, she went back to the house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her: "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied: "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying: 'You've got mail!'But till now i didint get"

Is dil ka ek arman hai

Is dil ka ek arman hai
ek chand me hmari jaan hai.
Jise door se dekhna to mumkin hai
Par milna kahan aasan hai.
Kyon ki hum to ek zameen hain arr wo ek aasman hai

Two days of powercut in Delhi

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.


Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Hathi aur chenti ka prem

Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila

Sardar by mistake goes into

Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho

Husband asked his newly married wife

Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent

He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Ginay to do

Will you marry me ?

Girl to Santa - Will you marry me ?
Santa - No, hamare yaha shadi relatives mein hoti hai, mummy ne papa se shadi ki, bhaiya ne bhabhi se aur bahen ne jijaji se.......

Ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai-Sayeri

♫ Ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai,
Kismat se apani sabko shikaayat kyon hoti hai,
Ye kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti hai,
Jise ham pa nahi sakate usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai

Raat bhar sms kiya----PJ

Raat bhar sms kiya

toh raat kat gayi...(wah wah)

Raat bhar sms kiya

toh raat kat gayi...

Subah uthke balance dekha

toh waat lag gayi

We were coming to a red light

I was recently riding with a friend of mine.

We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to a green light, and he SLAMS on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!"

He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way."

Well it could have been worse

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say: ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked: ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said: ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

Joe says: ''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said: ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says: ''If it had happened two days ago, I would be dead now!"

Every close friend I ever

The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit
from one of her fellow church members.


"How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.


"Oh," said the lady, "I'm just worried sick!"


"What are you worried about, dear?" her friend asked. "You look like
you're in good health. They are taking care of you, aren't they?"


"Yes, they are taking very good care of me."


"Are you in any pain?" she asked.


"No, I have never had a pain in my life."


"Well, what are you worried about?" her friend asked again.


The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her
major worry.


"Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to
heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went."