Hoti nahin dosti surat se

Hoti nahin dosti surat se,
Dosti to dil se hoti hai.
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,
Kadar jinki dil mein hoti hai.



Naahi zaroorat hai chand sitaron ki,
Naahi zaroorat hai aur yaaron ki.
Bas ek dost aap jaisa chaahiye,
Jo akele hi watt lagade hazaron ki.
Aisa dost chahiye jo apna maan sake,
Hamare har gham ko jaan sake.
Chal rahein ho hum tez baarish mein,
Phir bhi pani mein se aansoo ko pehchaan sake.

Bichadne wale ko yaad kya doge,
Sote huye ko khwab kya doge.
Hum chahte hain umar bhar dosti ka vaada,
Kaho is sawaal ka kya jawab doge.

Zaroorat hi nahin kisi alfaaz ki,
Dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki.
Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
Door se hi khabar hai hamein aapki har saans ki

es liya a dost
pyar sy manaao , aur pyar karo
(no whisky .no rum.no beear...

Zindagi main aisa mauke aate hai

Zindagi main aisa mauke aate hai,

kuch lamhe hasate hain kuch rulate hain,

kisi bahane hamein yaad karte rehna,

warna aaj kal log naam tak bhool jate hai ....

 

Uski nazar ko fursat na mili sacchai ki,

Warna humare marz itna la ilaj na tha,

Humne to waha mohabbat ki,

Jis shehar me mohabbat ka riwaz na tha 

 

Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south

Lesson 6


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
   friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
   your mouth shut!

Lesson 5 A turkey was chatting with a bull.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree

Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 3 : A sales rep, an administration

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'


Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 2 : A priest offered a Nun a lift

Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'


Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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