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9:55 AM

Aap kitna padhe ho?

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

9:55 AM

A lady calls Sardar

A lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.
Sardar does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Sardar replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the
bell, but no one comes out.