Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga

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PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"




Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?





Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.