Clinton had heard a lot about Lalu Prasad Yadav

Clinton had heard a lot about Lalu Prasad Yadav & Bihar, so he wanted
to
meet Lalu Prasad Yadav. Lalu Prasad Yadav was a bit hesitant as did
not
know how to communicate in English. Bill Clinton communicated that
Lalu
Prasad Yadav should come to U.S.A. with no hesitation, he himself
would
teach him English.
So Lalu Prasad Yadav reached U.S.A. & was given a red carpet welcome &

was taken to the White House straight away. Bill Clinton said that he

alone would teach Lalu Prasad Yadav in a large conference room. Bill
Clinton only would open the door when the lessons are over. So it
started. 1 hr.
passed, 2,3,4,5.....hrs. passed; a day passed;
two days passed,
3,4,5,6.....; weeks passed. What a sensation all
over America; all
decisions were
pending; economy came to a standstill. Same
here in India,
specially in Bihar. On the 40th day of thier
lessons,
Clinton opened the door & what a sight to
see; all his clothes were
torn, his face scratched, his otherwise very
nicely done hair totally
raised.
People were surprised to see him.
Lalu followed him with his ever glowing face.
Then Clinton's
Secretary came forward & asked Clinton-
"Could you teach English to Lalu?



Guess what Clinton said:----
Clinton replied,"Eee Lalua Sasura Hamri Ekahu Nahi Sunat Hai."