Don't copy if you can't paste!

Don't copy if you can't paste!
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He said, 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who
wasn't my wife!'

The audience was in silence and shock. He added, '... and that woman was my
mother!' Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home.

He said loudly, 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman who was not my wife!'
His wife went red with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the
sentence,

the manager finally blurted out '... and I can't remember who she was!'

*Moral of the story: *
*Don't copy if you can't paste!*