Common lines after people get drunk

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!!



2. You know I am not drunk...



3. Ab gaadi main Chalaunga...



5. Tu bura mat maan bhai...



6. Main teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hun...



7. Abey bol daal aaj usko, aar ya paar....



8. Aaj chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??



9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...



10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hun...



11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi pad jayegi itnee...



12. Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae....lovely waala !!!



13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…



14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...



15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...


16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye? hazir hai...



17.. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga le aaj tu..



18. Chal teri baat karata hoon us se, phone number de uska...



19. Saale teri bhabhi hai wo…bhabhi ki nazar se dekh usko…



20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…



21. chal bhai tu keh raha hai to tere liye chhod diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!



22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…




and the best one...




23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai.......



And Finally....


Saala... aaj se daru band...............!!!