Newton in romantic mood.........

Newton in romantic mood.........

Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from

One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


first law:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy. "

second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance. "

third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite

to the force applied by the girl while slapping