There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for
a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber
replies:"I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a
Community Service". Florist is happy and leaves the shop.The next
morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You"
Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he
again refuses to take the money.The Confectioner is happy and leaves the
shop.The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is
another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay, the
barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
finds there ?
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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
9 Promises should be taken before choosing IT Profession
1. I have already enjoyed my life in childhood
2. I love tension
3. I don't want to spend time with my friends
4. I love night outs
5. I love to work on Sundays and Holidays
6. I want to take revenge on myself (Perfect Reason)
7. I don't want to marry before 30
8. I don't want good Salary
9. I want to learn until my death