I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.


PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.



PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )

GIRL: ......Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )

GIRL: Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )

GIRL: Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )

GIRL: .Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!