It was so hard to wait.

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.  

Husband and wife had a tiff

Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her mum and said, 

“he fought with me again,

I am coming to live with you”.

Mom said, “nahi nahi beti", 

he must pay for his mistake,

I am coming to stay with you.”

Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?

 

Student: shaadi..!!!!!!


Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....

 

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
 

 

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

 

Student: dulhan


Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student- bahu laaunga


Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: pota
 

 

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

 

Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!!