Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?

 

Student: shaadi..!!!!!!


Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....

 

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
 

 

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

 

Student: dulhan


Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student- bahu laaunga


Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: pota
 

 

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

 

Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!!