LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

---Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.


It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered


---Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report

came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,

"DELIVERED".


---What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is

when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.


---Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!