World's Smallest resignation letter

--World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife.






---Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?

Banta: Me too, after u leave





---When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone

should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!


---Dying husband: I have something to tell you.

Wife: Don't speak, just rest.

Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best

friend.

Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!



---What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)